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SIZE WITHOUT THE SAGA.

Use a garment you already like as your reference. Lay it flat, measure it, then compare below. Bodies are not spreadsheets and suppliers allow a little variation.

Exact connected garment

Surf the Splatter Tee

Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Measurements are supplied by Printful in centimetres and may vary by up to 5 cm.

Surf the Splatter Tee measurements in centimetres
SizeGarment widthGarment lengthBody chest
XS41.9 cm68.6 cm78.7–86.4 cm
S45.7 cm71.1 cm86.4–94.0 cm
M50.8 cm73.7 cm96.5–104.1 cm
L55.9 cm76.2 cm106.7–114.3 cm
XL61.0 cm78.7 cm116.8–124.5 cm
2XL66.0 cm81.3 cm127.0–134.6 cm
3XL71.1 cm83.8 cm137.2–144.8 cm
Garment width

Measure straight across a flat shirt from one underarm seam to the other.

Garment length

Measure from the highest point beside the collar down to the bottom hem.

Body chest

Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Preview garments

How to use the working charts

The hoodie, polo and long-sleeve charts below are body-size guides for choosing a likely starting size while their final Printful blanks are approved. Before physical checkout opens, each product will show its supplier's exact garment-width and length chart. If that final chart differs, the product-page chart wins—the duck is confident, not clairvoyant.

Embrace the Splatter

Hoodie sizing

Planned as a unisex relaxed hoodie. Measure around the fullest part of the chest over a light layer. If you want room for winter layering or sit between sizes, choose the larger size.

Hoodie working body-size guide in centimetres
SizeBody chestGeneral fit cue
S86–94 cmCloser fit
M95–102 cmRegular fit
L103–110 cmRegular fit
XL111–118 cmRelaxed fit
2XL119–128 cmRelaxed fit
3XL129–138 cmRoomier fit
Cosmic Duck Polo

Polo sizing

Planned as a regular unisex polo with a small left-chest embroidery. Measure your body chest and compare it with a polo you already like; size up for a looser designer fit.

Polo working body-size guide in centimetres
SizeBody chestGeneral fit cue
S86–94 cmCloser fit
M95–102 cmRegular fit
L103–110 cmRegular fit
XL111–118 cmRelaxed fit
2XL119–128 cmRelaxed fit
3XL129–138 cmRoomier fit
Minimal Duck Long-Sleeve

Long-sleeve sizing

Planned as a substantial unisex long-sleeve. Chest is the best first measurement; sleeve and garment length will be published with the approved blank before checkout opens.

Long-sleeve working body-size guide in centimetres
SizeBody chestGeneral fit cue
S86–94 cmCloser fit
M95–102 cmRegular fit
L103–110 cmRegular fit
XL111–118 cmRelaxed fit
2XL119–128 cmRelaxed fit
3XL129–138 cmRoomier fit
Hats

Headwear

Trucker hats are planned as adjustable one-size garments. Bucket hats are planned in S/M and L/XL. Exact head circumferences will be published after the production blank and sample are approved.

Mugs · totes · patches

One-size items

Final dimensions and capacities will be shown on each product page once the production template is locked. The mug, tote and patch remain design previews until then.