Book One
The Naked Universe of Pigeon Poo
A funny, philosophical field manual for being human in a universe that keeps moving the ruler.
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THE UNIVERSE HAD NOTES.
The Naked Universe is cosmic comedy for people who suspect the plan was drawn on the back of a receipt.
The saga so far
FOUR BOOKS. MORE MESS TO COME.
Book Two
The Velocity of the Splatter
The universe is speeding up, the loose ends are accumulating and the Cosmic Elastic Band has started to hum.
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Book Three
The Cosmic Snap
The elastic band reaches its limit, the cosmic mesh tears and certainty begins losing structural integrity.
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Book Four
The Naked Universe 2087
The story steps forward into 2087, where humanity has improved the technology and retained the paperwork.
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WEARABLE CHAOS.
Hover for logo detailSurf the Splatter Tee
A respectable shirt for an entirely unreasonable universe.
Hover for logo detailLé Smîle Tee
Find the happy smile. It may have wandered off briefly.
Hover for logo detailEmbrace the Splatter Hoodie
For mornings when expansion exceeds enthusiasm.
Hover for logo detailThe Duck Has Other Ideas Mug
For whatever keeps the elastic band intact before lunch.
Hover for logo detailCosmic Duck Polo
Business casual for the edge of reality.
Approximately two minutes
HOW SPLATTERED ARE YOU?
Twelve questions. No diagnosis. No life coach shouting from a Lamborghini. Just a mildly suspicious inspection of how you handle an uncooperative universe.
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A working AI collaboration
ONE TECH-CURIOUS NOVICE. ONE VERY PATIENT MACHINE.
Richard brought the books, artwork, humour and decisions. ChatGPT and Codex helped turn the unruly pile into a tested shop, gallery, quiz and growing set of apps. No coding empire required.