The listening, artwork and reflection app

THE UNIVERSE.
NOW WITH A PLAY BUTTON.

Four complete audiobooks. Artwork to explore at your own pace. The Splatter quiz and practical toolkit. Book Five’s illustrated PDF is the only PDF included. Books One to Four reading copies are sold separately. Book Five’s audiobook is in production; no release date is confirmed. Future releases join the library as the saga keeps misbehaving.

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THE NAKED UNIVERSEThe Naked Universe of Pigeon Poo coverThe AwakeningNarrated by Richard Davies▶ Listen to the Book One preview
The Red Duck floating alongside the reading app
4audiobooks
1included PDF
3practical tools
∞future paperwork
Inside from day one

THE SAGA SO FAR.

Listen without watching a screen. Explore the illustrations whenever you feel like it. Prefer reading? Book Five’s PDF is included. PDFs for Books One to Four are sold separately in the shop; find print editions through our book pages.

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Book One · The Awakening

The Naked Universe of Pigeon Poo

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Book Two · The Acceleration

The Velocity of the Splatter

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Book Three · Eleven Minutes, Eight Seconds

The Cosmic Snap

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Book Four · The Pause After the Hum

The Naked Universe 2087

Listen

THE AUDIOBOOK SHELF.

Stream every available narration with a phone-friendly player. Stop pretending you will remember where the MP3 went.

Understand

YOUR SPLATTER MAP.

Take the Cosmic Condition Inspection and turn the result into useful patterns, practical prompts and one next move.

Use

THE TOOLKIT.

Next Small Thing, Loose-End Ledger and Wave Rider sit beside the books instead of vanishing into another forgotten browser tab.

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