The Naked Universe of Pigeon Poo
Read it. Hear it. Question the planning department twice.
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SHOP THE SPLATTER.
Printed and embroidered to order. Australian prices at the shop; local currency at Stripe Checkout when available.
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The Velocity of the Splatter
The universe accelerates. The paperwork fails to keep up.
The Cosmic Snap
The elastic band has lodged a formal complaint.
The Naked Universe 2087
The future arrived. It still cannot find the sticky tape.
Hover for logo detailSurf the Splatter Tee
A respectable shirt for an entirely unreasonable universe.
Hover for logo detailLé Smîle Tee
Find the happy smile. It may have wandered off briefly.
Hover for logo detailEmbrace the Splatter Hoodie
For mornings when expansion exceeds enthusiasm.
Hover for logo detailThe Duck Has Other Ideas Mug
For whatever keeps the elastic band intact before lunch.
Hover for logo detailCosmic Duck Polo
Business casual for the edge of reality.
Hover for logo detailMinimal Duck Long-Sleeve
Small duck. Considerable composure.
Hover for logo detailAttitude Duck Trucker Hat
Calm confidence. Ventilated at the rear.
Hover for logo detailCosmic Duck Patch
A small, affordable piece of constructive chaos.
Hover for logo detailCosmic Duck Pattern Bucket Hat
Sun protection for poorly supervised planets.
Hover for logo detailLé Smîle Pattern Tote
Carries books, groceries and unreasonable optimism.